Thursday, May 21, 2009

Send the Gitmo Detainees to ANWAR

So, Mr. President, you intend to push forward with your efforts to close Gitmo even in light of strong opposition from your own party members in Congress. I'm glad you are picking a fight with your peeps across the street. It should be an interesting fight.

I have a great idea. Why don't we build a prison up in ANWAR, and for the sake of rehabilitation job creation, let's start an oil drilling program to give these fine fellows a trade to work in. At some point, when we have rehabilitated them, we will release them and send them back to the Middle East. And when they get home, they will have useful job skills working on an oil drilling rig that will allow them to become productive members of society...

Well, it seemed like a good idea to me.

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  1. Patrick, It seems like a great idea. Using 'seemed' implies that it wasn't. Don't sell it short, a lot of people in Washington could use some good old fashioned common sense.



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