Thursday, December 31, 2009

Post Turtle

Something to lighten your day...and hopefully the following year.

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what the heck is a "post turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't going nowhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

1 comment:

  1. That was great!! Happy New Year!!:)

    We certainly had an awful lot of dumbasses vote for a post turtle-Obambi.



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